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Alex:
btw, i found a hiking partner for you
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Me:
uh-oh
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Me:
who?
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Alex:
a freakin BEAR!
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Me:
ha
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Me:
so i mapped out your itinerary for the weekend
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Me:
go to some rich guy's house
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Me:
eat
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Me:
tell some jokes
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Me:
laugh
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Me:
not get laid
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Me:
then eat some more
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Me:
drink some
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Alex:
go sailing
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Alex:
fishing
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Me:
i was getting to that
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Alex:
hiking
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Me:
not get laid
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Me:
fall asleep alone and crying
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Me:
maybe more sailing
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Alex:
at least i'll have better companions than an empty tent and my thumb up my ass
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Me:
don't talk about my thumb like that
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