alex's weekend
- Alex: btw, i found a hiking partner for you
- Me: uh-oh
- Me: who?
- Alex: a freakin BEAR!
- Me: ha
- Me: so i mapped out your itinerary for the weekend
- Me: go to some rich guy's house
- Me: eat
- Me: tell some jokes
- Me: laugh
- Me: not get laid
- Me: then eat some more
- Me: drink some
- Alex: go sailing
- Alex: fishing
- Me: i was getting to that
- Alex: hiking
- Me: not get laid
- Me: fall asleep alone and crying
- Me: maybe more sailing
- Alex: at least i'll have better companions than an empty tent and my thumb up my ass
- Me: don't talk about my thumb like that
updates? we don’t need no stinkin updates…
sooo i’ve been awol for the last few weeks. my apologies to those who actually follow this (yeah, im talking to you Fincher and maybe Rosie). more updates to come soon. promise.
